Monday, March 16, 2009

Who Can it Be?

Skip Bayless made a guess years ago.

"Dallas Cowboys: Around 8:55 this morning, Barrett Long, an a male adult film actor, was on Howard Stern. He admitted to accepting oral from males for cash when times were rough, but insisted that he’s straight. He also said a member of the Dallas Cowboys once went down on him. Refused to mention the player’s name. Artie Lange instantly yelled “Tony Romo!” but Long denied it was him. Then Long asked about Emmitt Smith, to which Long also said no. It almost sounded like Long recanted the whole thing when Artie asked about Michael Irvin, but we’re not 100 percent sure if he was kidding or not."

Not Romo, nor Emmit.

Michael Irvin? Doubtful, this was a guy described by people in the organization as having a "pussy problem".

I want to guess Aikman, but that's too obvious, and Skip Bayless is rarely right.

I am guessing Alvin "Freaky Harp" Harper.

Why? I think Alvin just ran out of freaky things to do with chicks, if Alvin Harper is the Dallas Cowboy in question here.



My Next guess is Quincy Carter. I'll just post this picture and let you decide for yourself.

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