Over the weekend, I had read something funny about the former Dallas Cowboys safety Roy Williams.
Over the last few years, certain members of the Dallas media had referred to him as the "thong" - meaning "uncomfortable, and can't cover anything".
You know I hate to dump on former players who leaves my favor team, especially a classy guy like Roy who has done a lot for the community.
But this was too funny not to share, and plus it would be Goddamn Un-American to pass up opportunities to post pictures of women in thongs.
Anyways, good luck to Roy, I hope he catches on somewhere and resurrects his career.
Update: Roy visited the Cincinnati Bengals the other day. No contract offer yet. Oh, by the way, you do not want to Google "Cincinnati Bengals" and "thong". Trust me on this one.
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