Chinese Crap-Pei Routed by South Korea

Final score: South Korea 9, Chinese Taipei 0.

This follows China being blanked by defending WBC Champion Japan 4-0 on Thursday morning.

With 1/5th of the World's population, they can't find one guy to score in the World Baseball Classic.

The two Chinese sides are currently playing an elimination game, where the winner gets the right to be spanked by South Korea or Japan again.

My Korean American friend, whom I shall only identify as "BALCO", was pretty giddy over these events.

I have one answer for you Balco, wait until the World Ping-pong classic, we'll see who's ass is getting beat.

Update: The People's baseball team used a combination of strong people's pitching and timely people's hitting, triumphed over the capitalist pigs of Taiwan, 4-1.

The shortstop for team China, Raymond Chang, is an American. Born in Kansas and is currently in the Pittsburgh Pirates farm system.

Despite his questionable practice of looking like Julian Tavarez in his WBC profile picture, had himself a big day at the plate - 3 for 4 and 2 RBI's.

I am taking comfort in the fact that Team China has two farmhands from the Yankees, and Taipei has two from the Red Sox. So this is in effect win number one for the Yankees.

I will leave you all with the immortal words of Tom Tuttle from Tacoma, Washington.