USA! USA! USA!

Team USA crushed La Tri once again in World Cup qualifier action in Columbus last night.

I normally do not follow soccer, but a win against the Mexican team and their classless fans is extremely satisfying.

Oh yeah, and what kind of man slaps another man? Sorry amigo, the minimal acceptable reaction to a perceived insult up here in the land of Davy Crockett is a nice shoving match, not a slap. Slapping (and drink throwing) is reserved for ladies in fending off unwanted suitors.





















The only allowable man-on-man slap is the one General Patton laid on that cowardly bastard faking PTSD while brave men are dying at the front. Hey, when you kick enough Nazi asses to have George C Scott play you in a movie, slap away sir.

















Sweeter yet is the knowledge that the Mexican side cares much more about the game, and still lost. I'll just leave you all with this little quote.

"Bobby, I didn't think I'd ever need to tell you this, but I would be a bad parent if I didn't. Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking."

-Hank Hill