Is it even a contest?

Caught this little tidbit today.


Product description:

Mr. Bacon and Monsieur Tofu are fired up and ready to rumble, but only one can remain at the top of the food chain! Mr. Bacon stands 5-5/8" (14.3 cm) tall and fights for everything salty, greasy and meaty. Monsieur Tofu is 3-3/8" (8.3 cm) tall and represents all things made of coagulated soy milk. The winner gets eaten for dinner! Each vinyl figure has bendable arms and legs. Illustrated window box.

Product Features:

• It's a food battle royale! Who will win - meat or tofu?
  
• Makes a great gift!
• Mr. Bacon and Monsieur Tofu are fired up and ready to rumble, but only one can remain at the top of the food chain!
• Mr. Bacon stands approximately 6-inches tall and fights for everything salty, greasy and meaty.
• Monsieur Tofu is approximately 4-inches tall and represents all things made of coagulated soy milk.
• The winner gets eaten for dinner! Each vinyl figure has bendable arms and legs.
• Bring home these snack-tion figures today!

Really? Meat vs. Tofu? and the just to stack the deck even further, the toy maker has given the Tofu a French honorific.

Maybe I am just bit biased, and a little upset at accidentally buying heavily waterlogged grilled tofu yesterday at the pay-by-weight salad bar (I thought they were chicken, they even had those Burger King flame broiled lines on them) - Bacon wins in a TKO in 87 seconds.

Oh, and be sure to check out the other bacon themed (and flavored) products while you are on that page.