Avery is Still a Prick

Stick to the back of the head? How about I'll just shut your team out.

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Bruins take top seed in the East, would open up against Sean Avery and the Rangers if the playoffs started today.

Dallas Cowboys Update

Marty B's new blog on DMN.


"The alien was about 4 foot 16 LOL add it up, with a Marcus Spears stomach and Jason Witten arms. That's weird looking and it had a Peyton Manning head with Reggie McNeal legs. So picture that.

..So now I have a alien maid and BFF, it's a great wingman I just ask the girls if they ever been to Jupiter and we take em. It does make weird sounds when we watch E.T or see ED on ESPN"

Yo Marty B, they test for that shit in the NFL, put down that bong dude. Still, funny line on Ed Werder.