Wednesday, January 21, 2009

This is not going to end well..

God's Linebacker






























This from the Ravens Insider Blog:

"Dallas owner Jerry Jones believes his team is in the serious hunt for a Super Bowl title next season, and that Lewis could help solve some of the team's problems inside the locker room."

Solve some of the team's problems inside the locker room? How? Instead of the 25 cents "swear jar" type of fines for being late to meetings, Ray-Ray will now stab you; or he can also "talk" would be car-jacking hoodlums out of committing crimes in the Greater Dallas area.

But wait, he doesn't even do that anymore since he found God.

Okay, I am envisioning him running around at Valley Ranch yelling "Being late and having secret QB and Tight End meetings makes Baby Jesus CRY!!"

On second thought, this might be fun to watch:

More explosive personalities on a team managed by Lumbergh + new stadium + more media attention == FUN.

Ed Werder will be asking for a raise.

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