Shawn Merrirman Does the World a Favor and is Arrested for it

Shawn Merriman was arrested in the wee hours of Sunday morning for allegedly "choking and restraining" girlfriend Tila Tequila.

Listen, I am against domestic violence, but I think in this case we must ask ourselves - who hasn't thought about choking out this low-rent Paris Hilton wannabe?

From her "MySpace fame" to some unwatchable bi-curious dating show, to some crap she calls music; she has come to represent everything that is wrong with "Internet Fame".

I'll go ahead and say it. Thank you Shawn, for sacrificing your professional football career for the betterment of these Internets.

Let's hope Roger Goodell will have the common sense of the judge in the Chris Nilan shoplifting case and take into consideration of this great service to the community and be lenient when levying out Shawn's suspension.