Waitin' For My Four Stacks Bitch!

Woman Files Lawsuit Against Miley Cyrus for Offensive Gesture

No word on when the douchebag community will file their lawsuit

"TMZ reports that the Los Angeles woman, Lucie J. Kim, has filed a class action lawsuit on behalf of all Asian Pacific Islanders living in Los Angeles County. And she's seeking quite a payout: $4 billion."

"Kim's lawsuit, filed Wednesday in Los Angeles County Superior Court, accuses Cyrus of a civil rights violation and requests at least $4,000 in damages per potential plaintiff, according to TMZ, which says a representative for Cyrus couldn't be reached Wednesday for comment."

Nice, 4 grand for just being Asian. Hey Lucie, please add both Spanish national basketball teams and the tennis team to your list of defendants. Hey Pau, I'll settle for free court side tickets for all the games you and your rapist buddy come to town to play my Celtics.

Mattel’s Barbie Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Wins Worst Toy of the Year

From the kill-joys at Campaign for a Commercial-Free Childhood:

"Barbie’s big year just got a little more exciting. On the eve of the world’s most famous doll’s fiftieth birthday, the Campaign for a Commercial-Free Childhood announced that Mattel’s Barbie Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Doll won its inaugural TOADY (Toys Oppressive And Destructive to Young Children) Award for the worst toy of the year. In an online vote by more than 6,000 CCFC members, Barbie handily beat four other nominees."

Worst toy of the year. But why?

“When you combine two classic symbols of gendered stereotypes – the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader and Barbie – you get one terrible toy,” said CCFC Steering Committee member Joe Kelly, of www.dadsanddaughters.com. “Do we really want to teach our young daughters that they belong on the sidelines, not in the game, and the way to get noticed is show a lot of skin?”

I didn't even know there was a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Barbie Doll until today. Come on, it comes in blond and brunette! That's breaking the stereotype! it's got to count for something right?

No word on when Mattel is going to come out with a chubby Jessica Simpson doll or a sensitive T.O. doll to counteract this undue negative publicity.

My Upcoming Trip

I will be spending five days in the Whale's Vagina next week.

From events and revelations I have learned in the past week, I will NOT be doing the following:

1. Singing this song, apparently I will get slapped.
   
   
   
   
2. Playing baseball.
3. Going across the border to Tijuana.

USA! USA! USA!

Team USA crushed La Tri once again in World Cup qualifier action in Columbus last night.

I normally do not follow soccer, but a win against the Mexican team and their classless fans is extremely satisfying.

Oh yeah, and what kind of man slaps another man? Sorry amigo, the minimal acceptable reaction to a perceived insult up here in the land of Davy Crockett is a nice shoving match, not a slap. Slapping (and drink throwing) is reserved for ladies in fending off unwanted suitors.





















The only allowable man-on-man slap is the one General Patton laid on that cowardly bastard faking PTSD while brave men are dying at the front. Hey, when you kick enough Nazi asses to have George C Scott play you in a movie, slap away sir.

















Sweeter yet is the knowledge that the Mexican side cares much more about the game, and still lost. I'll just leave you all with this little quote.

"Bobby, I didn't think I'd ever need to tell you this, but I would be a bad parent if I didn't. Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking."

-Hank Hill

Editorial Correction

Mr Potato Head correctly pointed out an error in regards to my post about the Charlie's Angel Pose.

Specifically this picture:



















The implied description is Asian girls doing the stupid victory sign.

While it is correct that the young ladies are of Asian decent, but they are not throwing up the tired victory sign (palms out).


















Palms out victory sign, tired, lame, not cool.

































Palms in victory sign is gangsta, and therefore, still cool. It may get you fined by the NBA, or stabbed 11 times at a Ruff Ryders club appearance - but it is good to go.

By the way, the only acceptable use of the palms out version:


















I hereby stand corrected.

My assertion that Boston College and Philadelphia sports fans suck remains 100% accurate.

Thank you, that is all.

When did Jodie Attend UConn?

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Stop Ruining My Internets With Your Charlie's Angel Pose

Really, just stop. Please

It stops being ironic when everyone is doing it, like Japanese girls with their victory sign pose.

It's fucking everywhere, Facebook, MySpace (yes, shockingly), even fucking pictures from company outings.

Here is a recording from Charlie himself: "Stop it!"

One guy is into it a little too much

Don't ask, don't tell

Is that fucking Ducky from Pretty in Pink?

Julio is really "nice"

We see a theme developing here, don't we

Christ, even the undead is into it

It's gone international. Please, go back to your victory sign pose. I beg you.

I see the pose has reached the LARP community

Please, I summon you - the Dragon Emperor - kill them NOW!

This one ate the other two

Come on guys! we'll do that Charlie's Angel pose!

Hey, I don't think we're dorky enough. We need to do something

Hey, I don't think we're being gay enough. We need to do something

Dowries are making a comeback. Really!

This proves my theory that a marginally hot chick always hangs with fatter/uglier chicks

That theory is shot to hell

The urge of going back to being a whore > posing as a Charlie's Angel

Harvard. I'll let this slide since you beat Boston College in basketball