Synopsis: Some kid named McKay Hatch and his No Cuss Club (apparently 20,000 members, yet not one of them can design a decent web page) got the Los Angeles County Board of Supervisors to issue a proclamation making the first week in March No Cussing Week.
Barstool has done a fine job pointing out how soft L.A. and the State of California is, despite having the Terminator as the governor.
When I read the article, the first thing that popped into my head was this scene from the movie Demolition Man:
Simon Phoenix: Look I don't need a history lesson! C'mon, HAL, where are the god damn guns?
Moral Statute Machine: You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.
Simon Phoenix: What? Fuck you!
Moral Statute Machine: Your repeated violation of the Verbal Morality Statute has caused me to notify the San Angeles Police Department. Please remain where you are for your reprimand.
Simon Phoenix: Yeah, right.
[police sirens approach]
Simon Phoenix: Fuckers are fast too.
Moral Statute Machine: You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.
Moral Statute Machine: You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.
Simon Phoenix: What? Fuck you!
Moral Statute Machine: Your repeated violation of the Verbal Morality Statute has caused me to notify the San Angeles Police Department. Please remain where you are for your reprimand.
Simon Phoenix: Yeah, right.
[police sirens approach]
Simon Phoenix: Fuckers are fast too.
Moral Statute Machine: You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.
I am preparing myself to be cryogenically frozen and coming back in the year 2032 to kick the crap out of Laker fans, right after pointing out the fact that it has been 30 years and counting since the last Lakers championship.
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You owe me some loot Simon!!!
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