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What a glorious week in sports.In the span of seven days, three of the teams that I cheer for, have gone into Philadelphia and left with their Philly counter part bleeding from their anus.First up, the Boston Celtics.Celtics 105 - Sixers 74. Sixth man Sheed puts up 20, thanks for playing Sixers.Next up, the New York Yankees.This was a two-fer.. The Yanks took two out of three at Philly,

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Less than 24 hours after I sang the praises of Facebook, it has rewarded me with more entertainment.As some of you know, my family has 2 cats. We had adopted these cats from a woman whom I used to work with. I have kept in touch with this woman via Facebook in the last few years.My former coworker lives out in Western Massachusetts with her family, they have several cats that roams around her

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You know that Facebook is a great application.You use it to keep in touch with friends and family, when you meet new people, you have more time to learn more about them - what you may or may not have in common with someone.Another thing about Facebook is that you can use it to get back in touch with friends from long ago, whom you have lost touch with.It's great to find out what happened to them

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Love him or hate him, you have to give him props. The man's got balls.Bought the Dallas Cowboys 20 years ago for a mere $140 million, now according to Forbes - it is worth a cool $1.65 billion.Yep, that's right billion with a B.Sure back in 1989, I fucking hated the man. As a life long Cowboys fan, his first move as the new owner was to fire one of the most successful coaches in the history of

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Shawn Merriman was arrested in the wee hours of Sunday morning for allegedly "choking and restraining" girlfriend Tila Tequila.Listen, I am against domestic violence, but I think in this case we must ask ourselves - who hasn't thought about choking out this low-rent Paris Hilton wannabe?From her "MySpace fame" to some unwatchable bi-curious dating show, to some crap she calls music; she has come

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After the abysmal showing in the World Baseball Classic by the so called "professional" baseball players from Chinese-Taipei, the kids from Taiwan have reclaimed their honor by reaching the finals of the Little League World Series.The representatives from Asia-Pacific avenged their earlier loss to the El-Tri by spanking them in the International finals 9-4.The Mexican youngsters actually stayed

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You see, this is what happens when you let a grouch with borderline numbers into the Baseball Hall of Fame.Speaking to the Little Leaguers before the Little League World Series, Jim Rice urged the kids not to use today's players as role models:"You see a Manny Ramirez, you see an A-Rod, you see Jeter, Guys that I played against and with, these guys you’re talking about cannot compare.We didn’t

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Chad Ochocinco kicked the winning extra point in the Bengals' 7-6 preseason win over the Patriots.Tom Brady was thrown down a couple of times by Bengals defenders, shockingly non of them were named Roy Williams or Tank Johnson.I didn't watch the game, but judging by the box scores and the final score, the Bengals probably didn't play Ol' Roy a lot of downs.The Bengals are terrible, but at least

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Phillies' center fielder Shane Victorino was doused by a full cup of beer as he was catching a fly ball during Phillies 12-5 victory over the Cubs on Wednesday night.While I like Flying Hawaiian as a player, and thinks this type of fan behavior is deplorable (full fucking cup of ball park beer? in this economy?!), I can't help but feeling happy that a Philadelphia player is on the receiving end

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Caught the first episode of the HBO "Hard Knocks - Training Camp With the Cincinnati Bengals" last night.If you're haven't seen it, don't bother - it was boring as all hell. Even Ocho Cinco was lame.There was a scene where they showed a defensive back trash talking Ocho Cinco before a inter-squad scrimmage, it was so contrived and uncomfortable - the guy must of practiced it in front of a mirror

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From the blog, ChinaSmack (read the comments on ChinaSmack - high comedy)- I bring you a video made by a Korean gamer criticizing Chinese gamers:From the comments section, someone posted a video made by a couple of Chinese guys mocking the Koreans' anger towards the Japanese.Can't we all just get along?

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I got a call tonight - actually a message, from a buddy of mine:"[JM] blah this is [my buddy] blah *noises in the back ground* *gibberish* softball *gibberish*"After listening to the message three times, I still couldn't make out what he was saying, so I decided to call him back.[My Buddy]: Hey dude, do you know a team named the Scrubs, that plays in the Boston West Coed Softball League?[Me]:

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The big news in the world of Major League Baseball today was the revelation by the New York Times that Ortiz and Manny made the 2003 doping list.For those of us who actually watch baseball, this cannot come as a bog shock. Even the biggest Red Sox fanboy saw this coming.I for one, was praying that A-Rod would be suspended, so he can sue and have the entire list released. Look at which team and

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Former Boston Bruin and my childhood idol, Chris "Knuckles" Nilan was arrested yesterday at the South Shore Plaza for shoplifting.QUINCY - Chris Nilan, a former professional hockey player known for his frequent trips to the penalty box, was arrested on a charge of stealing a bathing suit from the Lord & Taylor store at the South Shore Plaza."I just wanted to save a few bucks," he told

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LeBron James and Nike should release video of James being dunked on.It's a bitch move by LeBron, but hey, at least he didn't rape anyone.

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By now, you are probably sick of reading stories about Michael Jackson.Apart from his death eclipsing another little story about what's going on in Iran, and the general wackiness displayed by his fans that prompted Jesse Jackson to come out and urge them not to kill themselves; someone told me by far the best story over the weekend.I play softball with a guy who is a supervisor for the T bus

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Everyone have at least once tried to put something witty in their Facebook status. You know, something to show your friends that you are intelligent, interesting, and maybe fun to hang with.But when you try too hard, you get something like this:LOOK AT ME: is making laksa for dinner, but is jonesing for bacon mac & cheese.Yesterday at 5:04 PMSee what she did thre? Threw out an exotic dish (not

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It's one thing to see stuff that was popular when you were a kid being brought back as "nostalgia", it's another when you see things that were "in" when you were an adult now being called nostalgia.Remember those Starter jackets? They're coming back. Iconix is resurrecting the brand and has signed Tony Romo to a deal promoting the brand at Wal-Mart.I remember Starter from the 90's, seemed like

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Here are some of the other tidbits from my trip to Denver.The robes in the rooms - new photograph evidence has surfaced. It now appears that the Hotel Monaco was not satisfied with just providing their guests with leopard print robes, some rooms have giraffe print robes; and thank goodness, they didn't miss out on the $30 "Not Complementary" leopard print ladies camisole and shorts.I am going to

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I had to travel to Denver last week for what turned out to be a fun and educational week.I stayed at the Hotel Monaco, in Downtown Denver. Instead of going to the usual comedy goldmine tripadvisor.com for hotel review funnies, I found the laughter right in the closet of my room.Upon arriving Sunday evening, and spending an uneventful meal at the Rock Bottom restaurant - I turned in early. Micro

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Bruins sweep Canadiens for their first playoff series win versus Montreal in 15 years.This was too damn easy. How easy? the following video illustrates perfectly the match up between the 2008-2009 Bruins vs. the Montreal Canadiens.

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I traveled to the fair City of Minneapolis with a coworker this week for a work team meeting.Due to my past success in choosing hotels, the said coworker insisted on selecting the hotel this time around. She selected the hotel that is recommended by our Minneapolis office, the Crowne Plaza Hotel in Bloomington.Before I give you our impression of the hotel, let's again consult the travel

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From the Washington Post:"Man Removes Car Flag, Gets Clocked by MotoristA man who grabbed a Dallas Cowboys flag from a car in downtown Washington was punched in the face yesterday, startling passersby in an area that is home to lawyers, lobbyists and expensive shops and restaurants. It occurred about 6 p.m. in the 1700 block of L Street NW, at a site just west of Connecticut Avenue, where few

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For the last 15 years or so, I have been going to the Boston Marathon every year.Well, almost every year, I didn't go last year because I had gone to Vegas the weekend before and spent well above the predetermined entertainment budget at a friend's bachelor weekend, resulting in the finance minister of my home shutting me down for my annual Patriot's Day festivities.For those of you who are not a

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Stick to the back of the head? How about I'll just shut your team out.The full videoBruins take top seed in the East, would open up against Sean Avery and the Rangers if the playoffs started today.Dallas Cowboys UpdateMarty B's new blog on DMN."The alien was about 4 foot 16 LOL add it up, with a Marcus Spears stomach and Jason Witten arms. That's weird looking and it had a Peyton Manning head

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After three exciting weeks of the World Baseball Classic, ending with a 10 inning thrilling finals between Japan and Korea, I had doubts that I will be excited to sit through months of the snooze-fest known as the Major League Baseball regular season.With my return to fantasy baseball, the opening of the new Yankees Stadium, and a video (found by FanIQ) of a woman blowing up a Dodgers beach ball

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The legendary 80's movie high school bully, William "don't call me Billy" Zabka, was at 80's night at McFadden's Boston tonight.That's right. Johnny from Karate Kid (1984), Greg Tolan from Just one of the Guys (1985), and Chas from Back to School (1986) was in my city tonight, and I failed to go.The man came out of no where and defined the role of the high school bully in the 1980's with his

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Penn State 69 - Baylor 63. Take that! Alabama State!Now Stanley Pringle will actually have something interesting to talk about when starting a conversation with the young ladies at the library.

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Over the weekend, I had read something funny about the former Dallas Cowboys safety Roy Williams.Over the last few years, certain members of the Dallas media had referred to him as the "thong" - meaning "uncomfortable, and can't cover anything".You know I hate to dump on former players who leaves my favor team, especially a classy guy like Roy who has done a lot for the community.But this was too

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I had a little excitement on my way home today, as I was stuck in traffic for thirty minutes in Wellesley as the police and the FBI were dealing with a bank robbery and bomb scare.The Bank of America on route 16 was robbed at gunpoint at 4 P.M., and a suspicious device was left behind at the bank as well as another at the Star Market down the street. The net result was a section of Route 16 (

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On home soil, USA ousted by JapanI have to give it up to team Japan. They were able to overcome such obstacles as palms-out-victory-sign-throwing fans and being tens of thousands of kilometers away from their home country (according to Fidel Castro, this would allow managers to make foolish decisions; although Davey Johnson had no problem doing so on his homeland) to earned themselves a date to

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School Library Staffer Accused Of Relationship With StudentOkay, he's a "para professional" and the girls soccer coach, and not a teacher.His mug shot:Where were the chicks that would bang guys like this when I was in middle school?

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Our second favorite Cuban (right behind Ricky Ricardo of course) wrote a nice little essay titled "The Moral Importance of the Baseball Classic".This essay was written the day before the Cuban national team was eliminated by team Japan, which ended up beating Cuba twice in 3 days. Wait, not just beating - shut them out for 18 innings.In the essay, the aging dictator rants about the exploitation

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I have joined Mr Potato Head's March Madness Pick 'em group.For this year, I have decided that taking responsibility for my own actions and thinking for myself is no longer the way to go; so I will simply follow others in my decision making.If it doesn't turn out well? I'll just blame the current administration.That's right. Why go to some Joe Schmo for my picks? I went right to the top.These

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Another crazy week at the ranch for the Dallas Cowboys.First, crazy talk from the Denver Post:Happy trails, Jay Cutler. Have a nice life. Here are three quarterbacks who could make the Broncos a better football team when you're gone: 1) Matthew Stafford, Georgia Bulldogs 2) Brady Quinn, Cleveland Browns 3) Tony Romo, Dallas Cowboys Let's make a deal. Are you insane? Romo is in his second year

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Team USA walks off with Puerto Rico's bid to the WBC Final Four.Adios Team Menudo.Down by two runs at the bottom of the ninth inning, The United States no longer saddled by Pedroia's non hitting, came storming back against the Phillies J.C. Romero.Two singles and two walks set up David Wright's heroic walk off 2 run single.Satisfying? Hell yeah, this victory avenged the earlier Jake Peavy mercy

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Skip Bayless made a guess years ago."Dallas Cowboys: Around 8:55 this morning, Barrett Long, an a male adult film actor, was on Howard Stern. He admitted to accepting oral from males for cash when times were rough, but insisted that he’s straight. He also said a member of the Dallas Cowboys once went down on him. Refused to mention the player’s name. Artie Lange instantly yelled “Tony Romo!” but

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Fresh off of his staged fight on "Joes vs. Pros", Pacman goes old school at his former teammate Marcus Spears' birthday bash.According to the source, “Jones made it rain with dollar bills.” Said the source: “All the other players there thought he was a complete idiot for doing it. It was a upscale bar/restaurant and he acted like it was a cheap Atlanta strip club...The party was put on by

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I was pulled over on my way to work this morning for an expired vehicle inspection sticker.In case you are wondering, this is not me. I would never wear baby blue with pink. That's so ghastlyWhat is the vehicle inspection system in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts? Let's take a look at the official Vehicle Check web site."Why do we test? Emissions: Vehicle engines and

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Normally I would be pretty giddy over Dustin's 3 game, .125 batting average, but not when he's playing on Captain America's team. Christ, I don't think they were all high inside pitches either.OVER-RATED!

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I am going to take a little break from my 24/7 coverage of the World Baseball Classic here and report an update on the signing of Igor "Ukraine NOT WEAK!" Olshansky.I am hoping that he does well as a Cowboy, and maybe I will throwout my copy of the workout book written by T.O. and buy some of Igor's MEGA PRODUCTS.I will now counter the gayness (although there is nothing wrong with that) of

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" There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch."- Nigel PowersThe Dominican Republic was upset for the second time in one week by the Dutch squad.The early exit came in the most unexpected fashion. The Dominican Republic, with three Major League short stops on its roster (apparently they needed one more) , lost the

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Two days after North America's team signed Terrell Owens, Canada gets bounced from the World Baseball Classic. This was somewhat of a surprise, as the Canadians looked pretty good against the Americans, and they were expected to get past Italy and possibly challenge / knock off Venezuela.Sunday and Monday has not been kind to the host nations. First, the favored Mexican team was upset by

JMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08498861814961687251noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3718075206485814709.post-2170260353412679652009-03-09T00:25:00.019-04:002009-03-09T09:51:47.420-04:00

Team USA clinches an automatic bid to the second round of the World Baseball Classic tonight by trouncing Venezuela 15-6.This is something you don't see everydayThe U.S. team overcame a 3-2 deficit and a 1 for 6 performance by the American League reigning MVP Dustin Pedroia by putting the game out of reach with an 8 run sixth inning.I am happy with this result for a couple of reasons. One, it's

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Team Netherlands upset the heavily favored Dominican Republic 3-2.Ouch. This has to be the biggest upset thus far in the short history of the WBC. Winning pitcher for the Netherlands? Fat Sid.The other surprise in WBC action today is Japan's rout of South Korea. Team Japan winning was not that much of a surprise, but the final score was. The game ended in seven innings, due to the newly

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Final score: South Korea 9, Chinese Taipei 0.This follows China being blanked by defending WBC Champion Japan 4-0 on Thursday morning.With 1/5th of the World's population, they can't find one guy to score in the World Baseball Classic.The two Chinese sides are currently playing an elimination game, where the winner gets the right to be spanked by South Korea or Japan again.My Korean American

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Dallas is looking at Igor Olshansky formerly of the San Diego Chargers to replace Canty at the Defensive End spot.Matt Mosley of ESPN.com has this to say:"Olshansky would challenge Jason Hatcher and Stephen Bowen to replace Chris Canty at defensive end. He also fits the team's desire to sign more players from the former Soviet Union."Wise ass.Looking at Mr. Olshansky's profile, he is in fact

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Breaking News: Dallas Cowboys cut Terrell Owens.Mixed feelings about this one.Pros:Rid of team cancer. The less talented WR's on the team was picking up his shitty attitude, I'm looking at you Patrick Crayton.Gives Tony Romo a chance to finally lead the team, with his pal Jason Witten.Terrell Owens' production was way down last year. Age catching up to him? We'll find out.Cons:$12 Million signing

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I saw this article today via BarstoolSports.com.Synopsis: Some kid named McKay Hatch and his No Cuss Club (apparently 20,000 members, yet not one of them can design a decent web page) got the Los Angeles County Board of Supervisors to issue a proclamation making the first week in March No Cussing Week.Barstool has done a fine job pointing out how soft L.A. and the State of California is, despite

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This past Sunday evening, my family and I paid a visit to our favorite restaurant Minado in Natick, MA.For those of you who are unfamiliar with this little piece of heaven, Minado is a small chain of restaurants in the Northeast (and Pennsylvania) that offers "All You Can Eat Japanese Seafood Buffet".For those of you people that know me and my affinity for Japanese food is not surprised that I

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Anthony Henry Sent To Detroit For Veteran QBThe Dallas Cowboys sent starting CB Anthony Henry to Detroit for Jon Kitna. A starting corner back for a backup QB from a team that lost ALL of their games in 2006.Aside from looking like a skinnier version of Private Pyle from Full Metal Jacket, he's actually an upgrade from noodle arm Brad Johnson and probably the best option amongst all the available

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Breaking news: Pats trade Mike Vrabel AND Matt Cassel to the Chiefs for a second round pick.Second round pick?! One single second round pick. Plus they have to throw in Vrabel to sweeten the pot. Not mentioned in the transaction log is the copies of the DVD's from the Belichick video library or the part of Matt Cassel's new contract requiring Pioli to pay for all the dinners that Cassel plans to

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The Foreskins sign both the cheap shot artist Albert Haynesworth and the perennial victim DeAngelo Hall.It's going to be a fun 2009.Other NFC East NewsPhiladelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett's fiance Kendra Wilkinson was out doing radio to promote the last episode of "Girls Next Door".The former playboy playmate and Hef's (probably many others') sloppy seconds will be getting her own

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In a Q&A session with the Star-Telegram this week, Jerry Jones was asked what is the high priority for the upcoming 2009 season.His answer:"I think being as Romo-friendly as our team can be. Romo friendly means let's utilize his skills to the fullest and make sure everything we do maximizes his abilities."Romo-friendly? Come on Jerry, we know what you are trying to say; but "Romo-friendly"? It

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I was required to be in sunny San Diego for two days of training this past week.As with all of these trips, I like to maximize my good times as well as getting work done. In order to achieve both goals, I decided to fly out on Monday evening and work out of my hotel on the day before the training begins on Wednesday.In order to support my President's call for "personal sacrifice" in his inaugural

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As many of you guys know, I am in San Diego this week. I stayed at a crappy hotel for Monday and Tuesday (post coming soon, awaiting pictures from my coworker), and I stayed at Loews Coronado Bay Resort for Wednesday and Thursday.As you can see, pretty damn sweet digs.Before I left, I set the alarm clock to go off at 2:43 AM, with both the buzzer and the radio set on FULL BLAST.Now some poor soul

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Woman Files Lawsuit Against Miley Cyrus for Offensive GestureNo word on when the douchebag community will file their lawsuit"TMZ reports that the Los Angeles woman, Lucie J. Kim, has filed a class action lawsuit on behalf of all Asian Pacific Islanders living in Los Angeles County. And she's seeking quite a payout: $4 billion.""Kim's lawsuit, filed Wednesday in Los Angeles County Superior Court,

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From the kill-joys at Campaign for a Commercial-Free Childhood:"Barbie’s big year just got a little more exciting. On the eve of the world’s most famous doll’s fiftieth birthday, the Campaign for a Commercial-Free Childhood announced that Mattel’s Barbie Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Doll won its inaugural TOADY (Toys Oppressive And Destructive to Young Children) Award for the worst toy of the year

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I will be spending five days in the Whale's Vagina next week.From events and revelations I have learned in the past week, I will NOT be doing the following:Singing this song, apparently I will get slapped.Playing baseball.Going across the border to Tijuana.

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Team USA crushed La Tri once again in World Cup qualifier action in Columbus last night.I normally do not follow soccer, but a win against the Mexican team and their classless fans is extremely satisfying.Oh yeah, and what kind of man slaps another man? Sorry amigo, the minimal acceptable reaction to a perceived insult up here in the land of Davy Crockett is a nice shoving match, not a slap.

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Mr Potato Head correctly pointed out an error in regards to my post about the Charlie's Angel Pose.Specifically this picture:The implied description is Asian girls doing the stupid victory sign.While it is correct that the young ladies are of Asian decent, but they are not throwing up the tired victory sign (palms out).Palms out victory sign, tired, lame, not cool.Palms in victory sign is gangsta

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Click on picture for full size view.

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Really, just stop. PleaseIt stops being ironic when everyone is doing it, like Japanese girls with their victory sign pose.It's fucking everywhere, Facebook, MySpace (yes, shockingly), even fucking pictures from company outings.Here is a recording from Charlie himself: "Stop it!"One guy is into it a little too muchDon't ask, don't tellIs that fucking Ducky from Pretty in Pink?Julio is really "

JMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08498861814961687251noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3718075206485814709.post-29057690247717374632009-02-06T17:27:00.007-05:002009-02-06T17:44:21.526-05:00

From VALLETWAG:"TED, the annual gathering of the most pretentious people from the fields of technology, entertainment, and design, just got punk'd. Microsoft chairman Bill Gates released a swarm of mosquitos into the crowd.Ending malaria is a particular passion of Gates's, whose Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation has spent millions fighting the disease. But he apparently didn't feel like TED

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Most of you probably think I am going to point to this metrosexual abomination as the new low for the SuperFans.Nope, not by a long shot.Although, yes - this "bromance" article does sum up nicely the douchebaggery that takes place up at Chestnut Hill, and not to mention violating every single man law in the books.It's just too easy. Hey, maybe that's just Boston College's strategy - go completely

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Caught this little tidbit today.Product description:Mr. Bacon and Monsieur Tofu are fired up and ready to rumble, but only one can remain at the top of the food chain! Mr. Bacon stands 5-5/8" (14.3 cm) tall and fights for everything salty, greasy and meaty. Monsieur Tofu is 3-3/8" (8.3 cm) tall and represents all things made of coagulated soy milk. The winner gets eaten for dinner! Each vinyl

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Northeastern University 6 - Boston College 1That is all.

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Immediately after Larry Fitzgerald scored the 64 yard touchdown for the Cardinals, Comcast viewers in the Tucson area were treated to a 30 second clip of porn (Extremely NSFW).The 30 second clip was taken from Club Jenna, and featured mostly male frontal nudity; which undoubtedly led to a lot of "Ha Ha" and awkward moments in Tucson last night as the 5 male Cardinals fans are jumping up and down

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In addition to getting rich by betting against Big Q's "Lock of the Day", the sports betting world almost had another guarantee win.This easy money came to us in the form of a 2009 Superbowl Prop bet via Bodog (don't bother looking for it - they have since taken it off the board), where we could have bet on which team's cheerleaders will appear on camera more often.From NowPublic, the line was:

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Here is the casting call.From the link:Michael Irvin and Spike TV are looking for guys who think they can play either WR or DB! This is for an upcoming reality competition show. The winner will be awarded a coveted spot on the Dallas Cowboys training camp roster!Looking for elite football athletes whose careers ended on terms other than their own. Did family, friends, finances or an injury

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More Super Bowl party cancellations.Victims:PlayboySports IllustratedCadillacNikeThey may as well just cancel the game.More Signs of a Upcoming Crappy Super BowlFrom Smoking Gun, mug shots of 19 women who have been arrested during this week's crackdown on hookers by the Tampa Police.I think I have seen hotter cafeteria lunch ladies.To sum it up:Less of thisMore of this:

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As of this post, the 2009 Lingerie Bowl is still canceled.The countdown clock on the Lingerie Football League site sill mocks us.In this age of "hope that we can believe in", how did this happen? Read the articles at Tampa Bay Online for the entire chronology on how we arrived at this impasse.

JMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08498861814961687251noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3718075206485814709.post-2439726943918160332009-01-27T09:40:00.007-05:002009-01-27T10:12:23.562-05:00

Never a dull moment on the ranchCowboys' Terrell Owens gets reality show on VH1VH1 announced Monday that the series takes place in the offseason, and T.O.'s best friends and publicists — Monique Jackson and Kita Williams — will help him re-examine his personal life. The two will work as "matchmakers and therapists" for Owens.Well, it's better than being on "Spring Break Ass"."More full-figured"

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What, no witty Hitler videos this year?AHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!Poor kid, first he caught the fat, then his top seeded Giants get beat by the 6th seed.AHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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This has been a very exciting off season for my Dallas Cowboys. First, it was the end of the PacMan Jones era, then the rumors of possibly acquiring God’s linebacker Ray-Ray; then to top them all – Hall of Fame wide receiver Michael Irvin will be producing a reality show to find the 80th man for the upcoming 2009 Cowboys training camp.The Hall of Fame wide receiver is launching a reality TV show

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This from the Ravens Insider Blog:"Dallas owner Jerry Jones believes his team is in the serious hunt for a Super Bowl title next season, and that Lewis could help solve some of the team's problems inside the locker room."Solve some of the team's problems inside the locker room? How? Instead of the 25 cents "swear jar" type of fines for being late to meetings, Ray-Ray will now stab you; or he can

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""He was the only one with the [guts] to tell Jerry 'I really want this job but I can’t coach this team with this guy on it. And I don’t think you are going to win anything of any consequence with this guy on it.’ "- Keyshawn Johnson, the O.G. of problematic recievers, endorsing Todd Haley as a head coach for the Cowboys.That was the what Haley told Jerry Jone when he was being interviewed for

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From the land of tentacle rape and hantai, comes this video of a fat American woman named Wendy.From what I can gather from the video, she is an English teacher of some sort over in the land of the rising sun. No word yet on whether she is a fan of the Pittsburgh Steelers or how many of her students she has eaten.

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In addition to delicious sea bass, our neighbors to the south has produced Ricardo Oyarzun, a Chilean designer; who has angered the Catholic Church by "dressing up models like the Virgin Mary -- in some cases with ample, near-naked breasts."This is awesome in several ways. First of all, anything with a description of "ample, near-naked breasts" can't be bad. Ever.Second, instead of taking the

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.. with your tiny little fat balled up fists, pawing at the air... Dear, 8-pound, 6-ounce, newborn infant Jesus, don't even know a word yet, just a little infant and so cuddly, but still omnipotent..

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Its been more than two weeks, and I am still trying to recover from watching the Dallas Cowboys bring their big jumbo bag of FAIL up to Philadelphia.For those of you who have not been following the NFL this past year, the Dallas Cowboys were one of the teams favored to win the Superbowl at the beginning of season. But thanks to undisciplined play, poor coaching, and untimely injuries - the

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